April 23, 2014
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In which I confess ...

Can I just say that I love these confessions posts and I seriously look forward to writing them and to reading everyone else's ... also I get to use lots and lots of gifs. Gifs make me happy. Very happy. On to the post:


I confess that:

1. I suck at Maths. Completely suck at it. If you give me two numbers and even one of them has more than two digits, I need a calculator to do the addition, subtraction, division or multiplication. Oh, did I mention my dad is a retired Math teacher?  Pretty sure he doesn't know where he got me from. Mama you got some 'splaining to do!


2. When I'm not in a suit for work .... I am always in short pants. Whether I'm going out, or staying in, heading to the beach or ... I just prefer shorts. Really short shorts. I am short and finding jeans to fit my tiny stature and big booty is just a problem. Maxi dresses and long skirts make me look like a 5 year old playing dress up and so although I love them and so wish I could wear them ... I just cannot!


3. While we are on the topic of clothes, 80% of my wardrobe is black ...This is also not an exaggeration. Ok so I am almost obligated to wear black or grey suits to work. But I have no excuse for the rest of my wardrobe. It is what it is at this point.

4. I never delete emails. If you go into my personal email account, you'd probably you will find hundreds and hundreds of emails dating back to 2010 ... maybe further ...


5. I hate pictures of myself. I think I look much better in person so I avoid them. I'd rather take a picture of a puppy. Anytime I get tagged in a photo on Facebook I'm like:


6. I'm not cheap but I'm thrifty ... I like my money where I can see it... in my bank account.


7. I am anal about editing posts ... There must be the same amount of space above and below pics, spacing between paragraphs must be equal, commas in place etc ... I preview and read all my posts several times before hitting that publish button. Yes I am coocoo for cocoa puffs!


8. I hate to clean. HATE. IT. But I also hate being in a dirty space ... So there's that.



9. I get seriously annoyed standing in long lines. I do 95% of my banking online for this very reason. I hate it. Patience is a virtue I do not possess. And if I actually do have to stand in line and anyone jams up behind me ... well ...


10. I may loose a follower or five for this one ... But I don't like to be around whiny girls. Stop whining! It. is. not. cute. You have a problem? Do something about it! If you don't want to do something about it, stop complaining. I have a total dude mentality sometimes and I like that.


And thats it folks!! If you read all ten kudos to ya!



               

17 comments:

  1. I don't mind cleaning, I find it cathartic, but even if I hated it I'd do it because I hate grossness.

    I hate whining but I think we all have something we whine about without realizing it. I snap that shit off when I find out I'm doing it.

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  2. hahahaha @ boy with a vagina gif. i laughed too hard. i am seriously impatient as well, i dont think i am a whiny girl, and i am the same with the spaces on my blog post - though i will admit sometimes i miss things and i freak out and edit it to fix it, even if the post is super old. lol

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  3. i hate whiney bitches. my friends know that they have 1 time to whine to me and then after that, you have to do something about it. if you are always whining, i will straight up tell you to stop your whining and put a plan in place to change that shizz because whining gets you no where but a ticket to bitchslapsville.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  4. Haha if I had a dollar for everytime that someone told me I was a boy with a vagina I'd be rich! I'm the complete opposite with emails. I delete them like it's my job.

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  5. I am OCD about having emails in my inbox... I LOVE having it empty! Also, I love how you incorporated the housewives in to this :)

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  6. I never delete my emails either!! I need to, but then I think what if I need to refer back to that someday!!

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  7. I wear all black approximately 6 days a week...especially in the winter!

    I agree...I think I was a dude in a past life. I can't handle whining or complaining for no reason.

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  8. I'm totally with you on the email hoarding one! I'm still using my same email account I created when I was 14 and still have almost all my emails from then! I have no clue how I haven't reached my email capacity yet.

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  9. I want to cosign ALL OF THESE! I ESPECIALLY can't stand complaining with NO solutions. Why are we talking about it if you're not going to do anything about it?!?! Annnd #2- really when they come out with affordable jeans for people under 5'4 with huge booties, count me in, I'll wear them every day!

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  10. Oh my goodness I suck at Maths too! So bad! Also the tagging of pictures....I loathe the camera!

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  11. I suck something awful at math too and my dad is an engineer!! Go figure...there was definitely a missing link somewhere. And omg I totally hoard emails too...I swear I have some from 2009 even. WTF?

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  12. I've always hated math, I like questions I can talk my way through :) I hate lines as well and people standing too close to be in lines makes me crazy...I'll actually say something....someone standing on top of you won't make the line move faster.

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  13. I'm with you on so many of these! Math is a foreign language to me, I hate 90% of the pictures I'm in — I just am not photogenic! — and I preview posts at least a half dozen times before I publish... and then read them again just to make sure nothing is uneven or out of place!

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  14. Black is my favorite, too! 95% of my clothing and accessories are black, EASILY!

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  15. I totally suck at math too! I'm so NOT the stereotypical "smart Asian" when it comes to math! I think my favorite subjects in school were creative writing and photography. Yup, I was meant to be a blogger. Lol.

    Oh, and holyfrikkencrap I cannot stand whining!! Even my kids know better than to whine around me. Whiny girls = #aintnobodygottimeforthat

    ♥ Duckie.

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