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April 16, 2014

Wednesday Confessions

I've been waiting to do one of these confessions posts. I guess this is the get to know Krystal week on my blog. Yesterday I posted 25 Things you didn't know about me (go check it out) and today here are some confessions ... brace yourself!
I confess that I drive way too fast. Let's just say the speed limit is not my friend! As my mum likes to put it, I drive my car like it's a weapon of warfare. This is not a boast. It is in fact a problem ... Too many friends have told me I drive 'like a man'. I'm working on it!

I confess that I think most female drivers can't drive. There. Said it. Don't hate me. *emoji monkey with hands over eyes*

I confess that pedestrians who walk slooooowwwwwlllllyyyyy in front of my car make me actually weigh the pros and cons of gently moving them along. With my car .... No seriously..... (Three confessions in and all I talk about is cars and driving ...)

I guess I should confess that I love cars, racing, motor sports etc #lewishamiltion #F1 #mercedes #annoyinghashtags ... 

I confess that I have not watched Frozen or the second hunger games movie (I did read the books tho) ... I should also confess that I think some people only 'like' Frozen because that's just what's popular right now ........... Too far? 

I confess that I'm not the girliest of girls (See confessions one through four; also note the fact that there is very little pink and exactly zero amounts of glitter on my blog ... Nothing's wrong with that, it's just not me). Maybe I should say I'm just not high maintenance. I currently have chipped polish on my toes and nails and I'm wearing no makeup today (and by no makeup I mean I only wore eyeliner  ... We should be born with lined eyes) ... I'm not a slob by any means, but there are the days when it doesn't matter ...

And in total contradiction to the above ... 

I confess that I bought an Erin Condren notebook not because I needed it but because I saw others post about the planner and it was too pretty to pass up. You heard that? I. Bought. It. Because. It. Was. Pretty ... If that wasn't girly, I don't know what is ..... Anyway, I knew I wasn't ever gonna write in a planner since I have an iPhone and an iPad so I got the notebook instead. It's cute but I've got exactly zero clues about what to write in it! Still ...

I confess that sometimes I can be antisocial. If I don't wanna see you, you won't see me. Like straight up avoid. Totes awks.

... And while we're at it, I confess that as of recently, I sometimes say 'brb' during text and whats'app conversations ... Even when I know I won't be right back ... It's horrible I know, but its been a rough couple of months so I'm giving myself a pass on this one.

I confess that on Sunday my 4'11" body hauled about 10 full bags of groceries and laundry up my apartment complex staircase so I wouldn't have to walk back to my car ... Cute.

I confess that when I got my first ever blog comment I did a jig ... No. I'm serious. Truly did not expect the first one, and I was all ...

I confess that I have MAJOR baby fever, but I'm not married (yet) ... So there's that ...

Now that you probably all think I'm completely nuts, I'm done confessing for the week.


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  1. i have to confess - i'm watching frozen tonight to see what all the fuss is about :)

  2. I did the same thing with a freakin EC planner! I carry it around and write stuff in it... from my iPhone calendar. I mean, what's the point, really? I do use the month calendar to plan out my blog posts and track stats... but I'm pretty sure I could do that with a $2 planner from Target. Oh well! Visiting from the link-up -- Also wanted to say hello from one lawyer to another! What kind of law do you practice?

    1. Hey girl, I hope you see this, I practice civil litigation strictly ... NO CRIMINAL haha. Maybe one day but today isnt that day! What do you practice?

  3. I think I'm a better driver than a couple of guys I've seen recently drive through ditches and dart through cars like we weren't all going 60. I was not interested in seeing Frozen in theaters - I'm not an animated movie girl and then we rented it and I freaking loved it. It's such a throwback to the old school Disney days and that's what made me fall in love with it. I really use the planner to plan out blog posts which I was doing on printed calendars from the internet, lol.

  4. i'll straight up admit that most bitches can't drive. if i'm passing a slow car or one that obviously has no idea what they're doing on the road, i immediately think just as im passing them: i bet it's a woman. and 9 times out of 10, it is. i know it's awful since damn, i'm a woman, but if i can drive, then why can't they?!

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  5. I totally agree about female drivers, every time I see a driver being dumb I just assume it's a woman. 90% of the time it is.

  6. hilarious! i do like Frozen, but it annoys me that other people do.. lol. Before I drove, and I was the pedestrian, I used to walk reallllly slowly across the road and yell at the drivers if they acted like they wanted to go any faster. bitch, you'll get where you are going before i even make it to the other side of the road. now that I drive pedestrians annoy the bloody piss out of me and I hate my younger self. lol

  7. I also haven't seen Frozen, but my students won't stop talking about it. I'm already over it and I haven't even seen it yet.

  8. Haha actually I agree with the large majority of these...

  9. I absolutely agree with the driving annoyances. The other one? BIKERS. At least ride your bike on the side of the road, not IN traffic. (that felt good!) I also love Erin Condren but haven't had a planner in a few years. But now I must revisit this. Great post!

  10. Haha. I get almost all of this! It drives me crazy when people are walking WAY too slow in front of me. When I see a car waiting on me as I'm walking out of Target, I scuttle away as quick as I can! I don't want no one waiting on me!

  11. Hey Girl!! Yes! Every time slow pedestrians walk by extra slow I just want to give them that ''extra'' nudge. Its like really? Come on people! I'm sitting here waiting for you.. arggg lol! I agree with it all! Have a lovely day lovely! ;) xx


  12. Haha! Yes!! Whenever I'm referred to as a "city driver" by my friends...which I can only translate to "asshole driver." But really, when I'm waiting for people to cross the street...I expect knee-to-chest!!!

  13. Love your confessions!! LOL..I confess that every time I get a comment on a post I do a jig! I drive fast, love race cars and refuse to punk out and leave any groceries in the car...lol Glad I clicked you...ur funny!!

  14. On our drive down to vacation recently there was this car that would slow down and then speed past us several times and 1. She was a woman and 2. Every time she'd slow down and we'd catch up to her again it was because she was on her dumb phone! And I totally bring eleventy billion grocery bags in all at once!

  15. I have 0 desire to see Frozen and I agree, everyone seems to be on this stupid Frozen bandwagon because it is popular.

    Pedestrians are the worst, especially college students. They take forever to cross the street, cross on green lights, and basically think they own the place. I get that there are a lot of them and they need to walk on campus, but also, traffic lights and walk/don't walk signs are there for a reason!

  16. Your grocery feat impresses me, seriously! I don't have stairs but I'm scared that someone will follow me into my house through the garage if I leave it open too long! It's a real fear.

  17. Bahahahah... I can't even tell you how many times I've fantasized about hitting a pedestrian... EVERY time basically. :)

  18. I have been said to drive like a man at times too! Guam (where I live now) is sooooooo frikken tiny - no highways or freeways - and I don't have the patience to wait for the car in front of me to make an excruciatingly slow right turn when there's a 2 second gap to my left that I can dodge into!

    Okay, so, don't hate me but...I loved Frozen. I've got 3 kids so I had to watch it, plus I love any type of musical movie - you should hear my Sweeny Todd.

    Oh and by the way, I'm right with you on the high maintenance crap! I have not had a manicure or pedicure in over 5 years. Right now, only one of my hands has nail polish on it - but it's almost all chipped off - because I was too lazy to paint the other hand. And my hair? Didn't even brush it this morning. It's currently in a "messy bun" right now - funny how people can make #idontgiveashit into a trend.

    ♥ Duckie.

  19. I haven't seen frozen either. Now that everyone is obsessed it makes me not want to see it! Love the post :)

  20. I can't stand when people are crossing in front of me and texting or being super slow. Its so inconsiderate!

  21. Noooo I just love Frozen because I love Frozen! I can't stop watching it!!! haha

  22. aw, frozen is super cute, you should watch it!

    jenn @ hello, rigby!


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