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May 14, 2014

Confesh Sesh ...

By the time you're reading this I'll probably be in my final exam for the year and then I'll be free of anything grad school related for a while *insert lady in red dress dancing emoji*. Still, I didn't want to miss a chance to confess so here I am writing a post when I should be studying. Typical me.

Anyway time for a Confesh sesh ...

1. I don't like many, if any, Michael Jackson songs. 

Don't hate me but I am just one of those random few people in the world who just don't think his voice is very soothing. I actually find it quite annoying. Yes there may be some songs that are catchy, but really I think I only like those because I've heard them so much growing up. Other than that ... no thank you.

2. I don't shave or wax my legs.

Hear me out. I'm not rocking 70's chic, I just don't have hair on my legs or arms and the hair that is there is so light and short that noone sees it. Here's a random pic of my forearm. I dare you to find a speck of hair in this pic:

Closer look at a portion of my arm and tattoo:
(some lines need to be fixed)

(God is my strength in Latin)

Essentially, I am hairless. The last time I shaved my legs was years ago and I didn't need to do it then either. People are always telling me how smooth my skin is and my friends have asked how often I shave. The answer is Never.

3. Sometimes when I read a new file at work, I wonder if its real life. Not that I'm reading the file ... but I wonder if people really do, say, and act the way they say they do. Trust me I have seen some really crazy stuff in my short 2.5 years doing this that has left me wondering what the actual hell is wrong with people. Let's just say I think there are many more crazy interesting people in this world than we all realize. If I didnt sign my life away in a confidentiality agreement for my job, and if it wasn't just plain unethical, I would share some really crazy stories.

4. Getting really real here. I'm currently single for the first time since I was like 17 ... and its weird. Really weird. I'm clueless as to how to navigate these waters ...

It's also really weird when a bulb blows in your apartment and the 6'3" dude who used to practically live there is now not there to change it. What might be even weirder? When you stand on a chair to change it yourself but still can't reach it because you are basically a little person and so you have to call his best friend who is now also one of your best male friends to do the job because you need to study. Le sigh. This is all hypothetical of course ...

5. ... I fell off a chair trying to change a bulb last night ... this may or may not be related to the hypothetical situation above. My ego is more bruised than my romp and it was actually quite comical.

6. I can barely keep my eyes open right now and I cannot wait to nap the nap out of my bed as soon as this exam its over.

And that's it! :)

Have a great Wednesday guys!!


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  1. I love the confessions. I don't always shave my thighs because the hair is so light you cannot even see it. I wish my legs where like that though. That's a fear I have of getting on a table, stool, or chair and falling off of it. I'm glad you didn't get hurt. Love the tattoo!

  2. Holy shit girl, you are blessed! I shave my legs once a week (though, let's be real, it needed to be shaved like 4 days ago) because my hair is dark, thick, and coarse. I'm not saying I have hairy legs - I really don't - but my leg hairs grow in patches (as in, some areas are hairy and some areas are bald) and when it grows it's pretty noticeable. I only shave my calves though, because the hair on my thighs are thinner and lighter and so is the hair on my arms. My armpits, however, are a whole different story. I have to shave my pits like, every frikken day. I'd get it lasered, but $100 per session and a minimum of 5 sessions? No thank you.

    ♥ Duckie.

    1. And I just realized that my entire comment was about my body hair so...yeah. Sorry about that.

      On another note, I totally feel you on the whole work front thing. I've dealt with MANY MANY odd cases in my 5+ years of being a legal assistant. Some things I still can't wrap my head around! At least I can get a few laughs out of it! Lol.

  3. i stopped reading after you said you dont like MJ WHAAAAATTTT!!!???? just kidding; i get it. people LOVE drake but i can't stand him or his voice. it's like ear rape every time he comes on the radio.

    and that falling down gif - hahahah! i stared at that longer than i should admit!

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  4. THANK YOU. There are very few Michael Jackson songs I like but I have to be in the right mood to listen to them. Yesterday one of my bosses was just blaring MJ up and I was about to go crazy.


  5. oh you poor thing falling off the chair! i couldnt reach the fire detector thingy the other day and i jumped on my husbands computer chair - which has WHEELS, brilliant idea kristen- and slid into the wall and then off the chair straight on my butt. haha. ow.
    also, i kind of agree with michael jackson - i like the most 'popular ones' and by like i mean i wont walk off the dance floor if i am having a good time, but i wont play them at home alone. so there you go.
    i am so jealous of your non shaving. i go longer than most people because my leg hair is fine and so light, but i still need to shave otherwise eventually i will look like a gorilla. underarms need to be shaved every day but i dont because im lazy ;) so i just dont wear tank tops a lot haha. how many times have i gone to walk out the door and realised i needed to shave my underarms and done a quick job right then and there! lol

  6. Oh I wish I didn't have to shave....jealous. Okay as I was typing this a light bulb went out above me (though it is the third one this week in the light fixture here in the dining room) I will be having to call someone to change it because I'm also not very tall and have had the same experience as you with the whole falling off the table scenario....

  7. Congrats on being out of your final!!! No shaving sounds amazing, seriously I'm jealous - and being single IS amazing. Learn to love yourself like you know you deserve <3

  8. Hey Krystal!! Oh my gosh not a trace of hair, very lucky! lol! ;D And I hate changing light bulbs, I think they are one of the most annoying things to have to do in life, lol! And don't worry lovely, you will find someone soon! ;) <333


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  10. Ugh sorry for my deleted comment. I MEANT to write that I hope your exam went well! But "Happy birthday" came out instead. I... haven't had my coffee yet.

    So. I hope your exam went well! And LUCKY YOU for not having to shave -- I'm totally jealous.

  11. You are so lucky... I have to save all the time. Damn my pale legs!!!

    ~Ashley @ A Cute Angle

  12. Found you on the blog hop and I am not gunna lie....the fact that you dont shave your legs makes me a tad bit jealous! =)

  13. Im totally freakin jealous that you dont have to shave SERIOUSLY!

  14. So, SO jealous you don't have to shave. And I've been there on single street- I was with a guy for 4.5 years and living together for 4 years, and I left him last July. I moved out and got my own apt in a new town (closer to work- an hr away from where we lived) and it was so strange at first, but also liberating, and now I absolutely love it!
    Good luck on your exam!

  15. uhh yeah if i were you i wouldn't shave either! and i LOVE me some Mj sorry aboutcha! good luck!!

  16. 2. Intense jealousy I felt reading this one is just about indescribable. I hate having to shave in order to get that smooth feeling I do so adore. Grr.
    4. Singledom is definitely an adjustment, but there is so much that is wonderful to discover in this new phase of your life. Never forget that!

    Congrats on the last final, good luck!

  17. i am so jealous that you don't have to shave! shaving is like... the bane of my existence. hope your exam goes well! :)

  18. I didn't shave until I was like 21. I'm just not very hairy, never have been. But not liking MJ songs? Girllll lol

  19. I totally get MJ, I mean I don't dislike him either, but I don't think he's like God's gift to Earth…
    Also, I think it's so amazing that you don't have to shave, I would probably give up a few toes to not have to shave.

  20. Aw man, I would've loved to see you fall! bahahaha
    I like MJ' s music but I'm with you on his voice... it can definitely be annoying.

  21. Ummmmmm that's like my mom as well she has no hair on her legs or arms. The hair on my legs is blonde so let's just say they get neglected from time to time. Girl I am the same way....the sh*t I see at work....I'm like nobody should be allowed to have kids without going through an intelligence test!

  22. #2 makes me irrationally jealous of you. Like, really. REALLY.

  23. hahaha I have fallen off so many chairs doing things around the house too! It does bruise your pride :)

  24. I possibly hate you for #2 lol.

  25. I love you but I'm mad at you for #1 ...humph...then Tyra gif made me laugh!! Heeeeey!!!

  26. You lucky bitch...the no hair thing is hardly confession...it is more like bragging ;) Hope your exams went well! I hate when I can't do something on my own, and have to ask for help!


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