May 21, 2014
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Confessings and things...

So it turns out when you YOLO all weekend you have a lot of work to do when you get to work on Monday ... and Tuesday #NO-YOLO. So that post I promised about my beach shenanigans this weekend ... yeah Ill get to that tonight and post it tomorrow ... hopefully. No promises this time.

On to the confessions ... I saved the best two (pun?) for last!
1. I read all kinds of blogs. There are some hardcore Christian mummy blogs that I read and fan-geek over but will never comment on. In fact it was a Christian mummy blog that I first read that lead me to read other blogs which lead me here. True story.

2. I'm kinda sorta obsessed with my parents. I don't speak about them on here nearly enough and I decided they deserve special mention. I'm obsessed with these two and they are the most supportive people ... like ever. I look terrible in this pic (when I smile too big I get chipmunk cheeks) but I still love it.

Day I got called to the bar in 2011


3. I play with my bellybutton when I'm nervous and when I'm sleeping. I have since I was a kid. This is an embarrassing admission.

4. I hate the taste of beer (although for some reason it tastes better when on the beach) so I mix it with Coke .... Coca Cola people. Try it, trust me it changes the entire game entirely. Doesn't matter which beer, just try it. Sprite works too.

5. This might just be T.M.I. but I have melons for boobs. They are ginormous ... particularly for my height  ... and people always think they're fake! They're not. I just take really good care of them aka cocoa butter to avoid stretch marks (none so far phew) and I ALWAYS wear bras. Even to sleep.


knockers... I actually think I chose a bad angled pic where they look the hugest. Jesus.

Downside? ... aside from all the clothes I cant wear ... Men never look at my face. Heck women either ... Like ever! They do have upsides though. I did get free snow cone and beer (which I didn't even drink ... see above) at the beach on Sunday ... *shrugs*

I mean how many of you have convos like this. This convo was with one of my best male friends. I saw him before I left for the beach on Sunday ... note: he didn't even ask about me haha  :/



6. When I was in law school, my roommate (and bff) Nads and I had no date for Valentine's day one year. So we went to dinner together to cheer our no-date-loser-selves up. At the time Nads was rocking a her short hair. Me, my melons (they deserve separate mention) and long hair looked very feminine. Anyhoo our waiter and everyone else for that matter, thought we were a lesbian couple ... and naturally when we realized what was up ... we rolled with it ...  Discounts for couples yo!


               

29 comments:

  1. Lol. I would love to have bigger boobs - in fact I'm hoping for a boob job when I turn 30. All I'm asking for is a C cup! Seriously.

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  2. Haha! Don't feel bad. I don't have big boobs, but I do have a big butt. Guys tend to stare at that if I'm standing sideways and when I'm walking away. I think they will always find something to ogle! LOL

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  3. That is so sweet about your parents. Oh boys...when I was in college we had a friend with HUGE boobs (she had a reduction done later) but pretty much anytime I mentioned her some guy would say...the one with the big boobs.

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  4. ahhhh i love that about the lesbian couple. my friends and i have pretended to be lesbians many times to get away from gross guys haha.
    i am jealous of your boobs, believe me, better to have them than not! i am tall and used to be blonde so that attracted a lot of guys attention, but now that i am not blonde its not as bad, which i kinda like but i kinda dislike. haha!
    and aw yay for parents :) thats too sweet!

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  5. Haha embrace your beautiful boobs! But you have too pretty of a face for people to not look at that first!!

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  6. Hey Krystal!! Omg great post girl!! Major-maajorr kudos to you for wearing a bra to sleep! That's freakin' awesome that you can do that lol! And omg, I have had soda in beer and it was GODLY!! Its called a Dr.Pepper shot and what it is - is basically half a glass of beer with a couple of splashes of coke, then you get an Amaretto Shot and drop it in.. I dont even want to know the calorie count with this one but it is truly a wonderful thing! It tastes exactly like Dr.Pepper. Ever since then, coke and beer = Magic!! XOXO

    Lisa,xo

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  7. yay for discounts and free stuff... people(me) paid money for the gifts God gave you :)

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  8. HAHAH WHAT you mix coke with beer?? that is epic. I love your creativity.

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  9. Oh my god, #3! Stop it! I do too. I used to have mine pierced and I would push the ring up and down or unscrew the top ball and screw it back on, but I've had my ring out for a year and a half and I still do it!
    #5, hah! There's upsides and downsides to all boob sizes, but that snow cone thing is definitely a win! ;)
    #6, hey, no shame in that game. Gotta save those pennies where you can!

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  10. Right there with you on the melon front! Blessing and a curse!! Love that you both just rolled with it! Hilarious!!

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  11. Convos with the bestie are always the best and usually have me wondering how crazy we would seem to an outsider listening in hahaha. Found your blog through Kathy's confessions! Love it!! :) And I MUST try your beer trick! I simply can't stand most of it unless it's Summer Shandy or something. Thanks for the tip girl!

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  12. That is so sweet and great that you are so close with your parents and that they are so supportive! =)

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  13. That is so wonderful that you are so close with your parents :) I might compare my boobs more to oranges, ha ha, and they aren't cool enough for a blog post mention so I am kind of envious of your melons. That's too funny about you and your friend - I would have gone with it too!

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  14. Coke and beer? I'm intrigued... but nervous to try!

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  15. Beer mized with coke? you might have just changed my life! I hate beer but i love me some diet coke!

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  16. Hahaha... love how you just went with the lesbian couple assumption. Why not?!

    ~Ashley @ A Cute Angle
    acutelifestyle.blogspot.com

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  17. Melons for boobs. That can be good but bad too. And its great to have parents who are so supportive. I have parents who are like that.

    http://nightowlventing02.blogspot.com/2014/05/hump-day-confessions_21.html

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  18. I shouldn't even get started on #5 but I've also been blessed with the same curse. The fact that no one ever looks at my face is definitely a downside. No lie. It's awkward when it's so very clear that people are staring and you just wanna be like "helllooo?!" I can't hide them without looking like a grandma and I don't really want to except when I realize they are garnering more attention than anything else. But I can't pretend that there aren't huge upsides (pun intended). Sure, shirt shopping can be a hassle, but once I find one that looks good - it. looks. good. My stomach always looks flatter in comparison, and the things I get away with sometimes are insane. I'm talking no ticket for driving 100 in a 60mph, free morning coffees, special discounts on shoes, free drinks all night at clubs. And best yet - on a cruise I actually talked my way into the Captain's table for dinner, FOR FREE. Melons for the win!

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  19. Coke and beer? I have never heard of such a thing! I actually like beers..it has to be good craft beer...none of that miller or bud crap. I am intrigued by you mixing it with soda though...

    I have a rather large chest as well. It tends to get in the way!

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  20. Big boobs blow. They are always getting in the way! I'd totally be willing to donate to the cause of small boob-ers if someone would pay for the procedure. And they grow and shrink, which is the worst cause bras are so stupid expensive. Ugh.. #bigboobproblems

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  21. How do you come from tall people...was the milk man short...lol...kidding...lol
    Big boobs are always a blessing never a downer when it comes to getting what u want...I have a great pair and display them often! Lesbian couple...HA! the stereotype...lol

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  22. I HATE my belly button being touched! Actually reading that gave me the chills. I don't know why, but if something is touching it, other than clothing I freak out. Cleaning it actually makes me want to throw up! And now that I've spent 4 sentences talking about my belly button... :)

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  23. Bahahaha... I would've me them believe I was part of a lesbian couple, too!!!
    The belly button thing... wtf?! bahahaha

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  24. My best friend/college roommate & I did the same thing for Vday one year. I love beer but now I kinda wanna mix it with coke or sprite.

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  25. Love the photo with your parents! Was that the bar in Trinidad?

    Btw, when I was single, me and the girls used to "valium-times" day dinners together. Aka lotss of wine and cocktails! ;-)

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  26. Haha, that last one is hilarious. Hey, roll with the punches!

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  27. hahaha I feel you on the boobs one! But I like mine anyway :) Your parents look great in that photo, so fancy! You look good too, I don't think you have chipmunk cheeks at all.

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  28. I love that photo with your parents! You all look fancy and pleased.

    Discount for being a lesbian couple? Don't mind if I do.

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  29. I can relate to the boob issue. I actually don't mind having larger boobs. I don't think I could handle wearing a bra to bed though. I like the picture of you with your parents.

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