Honey, I shrunk ... myself?

How is it Wednesday already? Seriously this week month is flying by! I'm super energized this week after my short vaca though so let's let's confess shall we? 
1. I weighed myself yesterday at the gym and it gives a print out of weight, BMI, and height ... I have stated on this blog loudly and proudly that I am 4'11". I've said it sooooo many times to people when they ask me how tall short I am. HA! Jokes on me ... 


Apparently I was .8 of an inch off. Also apparently I'm a little person. Who knew! So either I'm shrinking or ... I'm shrinking. By the time I'm 80 Ill be the size of an ant.

2. I'm in the middle of a cleanse right now ... And the hardest part of the whole thing is that I have to drink 3 litres of water a day. 3 litres!!! If you know me you know this is a task for me. And so everytime I have to drink more water I look like this:


3. The intern ... Sigh I've mentioned him before. Bless his heart he's trying, but it takes extra energy to do over the work that he's done wrong. Which happens everyday. All day. So most of the day I just want to do this ...


I will say though, I was once a student intern, so Ill continue to give him a chance ... and bang my head in frustration.

4. I have said before I'm not a crier. Welp last week I shocked myself. I freaked the (insert profanity) out and had a full on bawl session ... because my ex-boyfriend's best friend (who is also one of my closest friends) mentioned randomly in conversation that my ex went to the barber. Let that sink in. I freaked out because I heard he got a haircut. I'm sure he has been there many times since we broke up two months ago (the guy is very particular about his haircuts) but hearing about such mundane tasks that he is doing without my knowledge about gave me a panic attack. A haircut folks ... he got a haircut. And I lost it. It's all good now. Emotions in check and poker face back in full effect. I know what you're thinking ....


5. Still. haven't. watched. Frozen ...I want to, I just haven't gotten the chance.. so I'm just going to:


You didn't have to watch Frozen to see that one coming did ya!


Have a great Wednesday guys!!!


Linking up with Kathy and Liz !


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49 comments:

  1. Yep its hump day and so soon too. Yea it always seems like now a days that the days, weeks, and months and years just fly by. Use to in elementary school it went by so slow. Weird how that happens.

    When I had my height measured last month at a physical I was shock to see that I was the height I use to be and that I had shrunk 2 inches.

    I so need to drink way more water than I do now a days. I just can't kick kool aid, sweet tea or soda.

    Interships are good I suppose. but, how many times can a person do things wrong before they are gone. Makes me think of when I'm calling my phone company and I've been told previous times before that this would happen. And it never happened. And then this last lady I spoke to said she finally did what was suppose to be done. Why can't people do their job right? j/s

    Freaked out b/c of a hair cut. Oh girl...Bless your heart hunny.

    You have to watch Frozen. It's a MUST WATCH. I love it and Love that song. Used that on my post today and the song. :D

    Toodles. You have a great one too girl.

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  2. I want to hear about this cleanse because I swear I'm gaining wait by the second. It's the stress, it has to be. Ugh. You know, I like my interns but $hit, sometimes, I'm like why should I waste my time explaining this and then reviewing it 3 times after, if I can just do it myself. I guess they gotta learn somehow right. Don't be hard on yourself for the freak out they happen. I remember those days and they just keep getting easier as more time goes by. It's tough :(

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  3. haha oh no about your height! i'm sure you didn't shrink, i'm technically 5'2.5" but I tell everyone 5'3" :P

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  4. i feel you re: intern messing up and you having to redo shit. we have a new resource and he's CONSTANTLY screwing things up. while i get that he's new, he's actually screwing up the things he SHOULDN'T be screwing up and with things being so incredibly busy, i finally snapped yesterday and called him after he screwed up again and said DUDE, YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING ME...and gave him an earful. i felt bad after but come on!

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  5. Last time my height was measured I lost a whole inch! Not happy. Not happy at all. I'm way too young to be shrinking already!

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  6. I always thought I was 5'3, but then one day I measured myself and - just like that - I lost an entire inch. I'm actually bang on 5'2. Oh well. It means I'm brilliant at sneaky around, especially through big crowds of people.
    I'm training a new girl at work at the minute and I don't think she'll last long, to be honest. She doesn't listen to anything I tell her, which is the frustrating part. I appreciate that everyone has to start somewhere, but surely listening to the person who's training you has got to be the first step. So frustrating.

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  7. according to the ruler at home depot i'm 5/3 but i personally feel i'm 5'5. ;)

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  8. Haha I was still scrolling down thinking I have to remind you we were all interns at one time but I see you got to that point ;) I didn't realise how little I knew until I had to start helping someone else and realise how much I know now... lol

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  9. I mean I'm 5'6 1/2 but I always say 5'7 it's just easier to say ;-) You're allowed to freak out it's only human sending you a big hug girl! xoxoxo

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  10. My sister claimed to hit 5' a few years ago, but I'm sure she's wrong. I always tell people I'm 5'2.5" and they are like, so 5'. NO. 5'2.5", get it right bitches. Don't cut off my 2 inches, thats significant where there's not that many.

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  11. I love that you are only 4'10! I am 5'9 and I think we could be the new Snooki and JWOW with that height difference; maybe add in a ton of intelligence and intellect, less alcohol, more clothes, less profanity, no cigarettes.. pretty much nothing similar to who they actually are, just the height difference and potential blog friendship. :)

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  12. I'm enjoying the height comments. My sisters always had the opposite problem. I'm pretty sure they're 6', but don't want to admit it, so have always said 5'11". I round my height up, because 5'8 and 3/4 is practically 5'9" and I've got this family to keep up with!

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  13. I have watched Frozen enough for the both of us.

    And we totally need to hang out because at my whopping 5'3", I'll feel like a giant! That never happens!

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  14. We have a new clerk who's still in the stage of 'what can i do, let me help' so I love it. I love giving her things. I'm like 'yes, yes i have work for you. meet this pile on my desk, his name is Phil.' But you really do have to be so careful - I don't want to go over and re-do everything she did!

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  15. Frozen was cute... the first time. We basically have it on repeat and sing the songs all.day.long. I'm so over it!

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  16. Having an intern is SO HARD. People just don't understand until they go through it. I love helping people get the experience they need in order to graduate but....I already work into the wee hours of the morning without fixing an intern's mistakes! And THREE LITERS???? I'd die. I can barely drink two lol.

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  17. June has flown by!! I also have not seen Frozen. I can't stand to have to re-do work b/c someone else F it up....that is one of my big pet peeves. I just would rather do it myself than try to fix someone's mistakes.

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  18. @#4 A haircut folks. O___o …. I saw Frozen O____o
    As always you are laugh out loud funny and maybe one day when I come out of my funk and get over seeing MY ex out bumping and grinding at MY club I will start back blogging more often. HA!! I miss you!!
    adifferentd.blogspot.com

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  19. i want to hear about the cleanse, please!! i love water, but 3 litres is a lot! i really liked frozen but eh. i think people should be over it by now, bring back beauty and the beast or something. and maybe the machine was wrong and you aren't shrinking? otherwise when you are the size of thumbelina i shall carry you around in my pocket.

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  20. Haha oh girl sometimes I surprise myself about how upset I get at the stupidest things too. I also still haven't seen Frozen. Maybe I'll rent it once I'm back at my parents' in MN, maybe...ok probably because I'll be bored M-F 8-5.

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  21. I haven't seen Frozen either! we are the last 2 on the planet!

    Also I run the internship program for our school system here and did you know that the interns are supposed to be the ones benefitting from internships, NOT the companies? Like they are supposed to be a pain in our asses and we are supposed to be teaching them as they mess up. So when I got angry and said "this intern cannot be serious with this report" our HR person was like "you cannot be serious with that attitude about interns". Welp I am serious and I do not like interns. (I was also once an intern but was I this dumb?)

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  22. totally understand the emotional explosion- kind of the "how are they just going about normal life as if nothing has happened???" thing?

    we are the last 2 people on the planet to have not seen Frozen

    INTERNS. I run our intern program. I was once an intern too, but was I THAT bad?!?!?!

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  23. That's a cool scale to give you a print out! I want to try it out! Oh and I know the feeling about the intern. I currently have a summer intern that makes me want to hit my head on the desk almost every day gah!!

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  24. I just died a little. It's ok that you freaked out that he got a hair cut. I mean, I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time, but it's hilarious now. =)

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  25. i still haven't seen frozen either! and now i'm also wondering if i've been lying about my height too ha. i need a fancy print out!

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  26. Soooo you're not missing much on the Frozen front. Hate to break it to you, and I LOVE me some Disney movies, but I turned it off after 10 minutes ha. My good gf is probably not even 4'10" so I always make sure to point out the billboard on the highway that reminds parents to put children up to a certain age in a booster seat. I laugh. She doesn't.

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  27. Oh man. Sorry about the freak out. I kinda get where you were coming from on that though. But glad to hear you've got it together now. However.. OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS PLEASE WATCH FROZEN I can't believe you haven't met Olaf yet it's kind of breaking my heart because he is THE BEST THING EVER. Okay sorry, that was excessive.

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  28. I always thought I was 5'2", turns out I am a little under 5'1". Whatever though because short people rock! I've been trying to drink more water too. It isn't easy when you just don't feel like drinking. Sorry to hear about your freak out :( Go watch Frozen! Olaf makes the whole movie awesome :D

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  29. I haven't seen frozen yet either. I'm afraid it will be one of those movies that everyone is all like 'OMG its amazing' and then I watch it and I am let down....Maybe I'll work up the courage to see it this weekend.

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  30. I suck at drinking water too, like hate it!!!

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  31. I haven't seen it either!!! I feel so behind. :)

    Always nice to find another lawyer-blogger!

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  32. You're a good person! I don't think that I would have the patience for a student intern! I used to train people as a CNA when I was one, and after the first seven, I just wanted to bang my head into something! Kudos to you girl!!

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    1. haha no kudos... my patience is thin but Im trying for his sake since he needs this for school!

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  33. I always say I'm taller than I actually am by like a half an inch. I swear there are times I actually forget how tall I am! And you have to watch Frozen! I was so against it and now I watched it and it's so cute. Not even remotely my favorite Disney movie but the music is great and Olaf is awesome!

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  34. I haven't watched Frozen yet either- we are slackers and apparently majorly missing out!

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  35. I hate when someone is there to help me but it takes more work for me to undo what they did and just do it myself! So frustrating!!!

    I haven't seen Frozen yet either. Oops.

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  36. These hump day confessions are awesome. I think I'm going to have to follow suit.

    4'10.2?! I haven't seen a post that said that so you can imagine my surprise when I first read that. I never would have guessed. Not even a little. Man, I'd be pissed too if all of a sudden I lost .8 inches. I'm 5'3 and hate the fact that I didn't even get the .5 inch that my mom had. #shortpeopleproblems, am I right?

    Also, can I just say that I FREAKING love all your gifs? They are perfect. Never stop. You make me laugh every time I see them.

    I understand the freakout. It's completely natural after a recent breakup. It doesn't make you a freak or anything. Just shows how much you loved him. It will get easier as time goes on. I promise. I thought I'd never get over not talking to my last ex because he was also my best friend. Supposedly. But now, I am SOOOOO glad he is out of my life. He wasn't worth any of the pain or time I wasted on him. Clearly, every case is different and I don't know the details. But it does get easier.

    I've seen Frozen. It was cute. But I don't know if it's worth the hype :/

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  37. Hey Krystal!! Your brave to do a cleanse!! And speaking of brave, lol , I have not watched that movie either!! Its ok, everyone who sees it seems to go slightly nuts and becomes all obsessive haha!! I think i'll skip it lol!

    Lisa,xo

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  38. I think I am shrinking too!! Also I am starting to feel you on the water thing. My gallon a day is SO MUCH!

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  39. OMG I could never get on a scale that printed out a BMI thing, that would freak me out! And watch Frozen already!! haha

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  40. I totally hear you on the haircut thing. I've definitely felt like that before! I've had to block MYSELF from seeing certain exes newsfeeds on Facebook back in the day! haha

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  41. I like that you are willing to work with the intern. I have a hard time if I focus too much on getting in a certain amount of water. Breakups and relationships can be hard. I am glad that you are honoring your feelings :)

    Leslie
    www.weight4baby.com

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    1. Yes I have to give the intern a chance because someone gave me a chance. Still hard though because he just keeps messing up. And thanks for your sweet words re: breakup :)

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  42. What kind of cleanse? I would do one, but I have to have foooooood. Or else I turn into a velociraptor.

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  43. Sorry to hear that you're upset about your ex. I remember that feeling. It really sucks.

    ~Ashley @ A Cute Angle
    acutelifestyle.blogspot.com

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  44. Ehhh I haven't watched Frozen either. I'm pretty okay with it! I think I could drink all that water for a cleanse, but I couldn't go without food. Good luck!

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  45. That is a shitload of water! I wouldn't be able to drink that much water, or anything for that matter. I usually just drink one or two cups of coffee during the day, a glass of water with lunch, and then iced tea with dinner and I'm good. I should probably hydrate more though.

    And Frozen is pretty good. The songs are very catchy!

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  46. Haha, I've had two roommates who were both 4'11" and a half, and they wore that "and a half" like BOSSES.

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