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Vodka and Soda

Happy Humpday! Well didn't Humpday just get a whole lot hotter! Frankly Ryan wasn't that cute anyway.

I'm Jumping straight into the confessions! 
1. I ate a hefty serving of humble pie last week... and because it was served on a platter by my intern who got me to court in the right place (and saved the day), I gave him NO work this week. Lucky duck he was this week. I might even go so far as to say I was not annoyed by his constant presence. I almost busted out one of these:



2. I really usually like the Bachelor / Bachelorette (although I think the concept of going on against 25 other people for anyone's 'love' and  'proposal is preposterous) but this season ... ugh I hate to admit I'm losing interest. Fast. Although I know I will still watch for now, half the time when Andi is speaking I just want to say:




3. I almost cried when Miami Heat lost last week. Not because they lost ... the Spurs deserved to win and the Heat players already have several rings. But the comradery after the game ending, the men hugging from both teams, the big men crying tears of joy, the ceremony after and the passion for their sport. I sound dumb but I swear I almost ... almost ... got all emotional. We'll blame it on PMS (tmi) but I was all ...




4. My boss and I had to be in court at 1:30 yesterday afternoon. Problem? The Brazil vs Mexico game was starting at 3pm. In football talk - a VERY BIG MATCH. So we packed up all our stuff and totally went to court early to get the matter done in the shortest amount of time so we could both be home in time to watch. Yes, it was that serious. Particularly for the boss .. This was us after court:




Sidenote: both of us forgot to tell the poor intern we weren't coming back. He's probably still waiting on us. Whoops.

5. Big confession: I used to be Kanye West's biggest fan. Before you give me the side eyes ... I now think he's a complete twat! I about peed my pants reading the delusional statements he made in Cannes this week. Like I really laughed till I almost peed. Ill leave you with some Kanye wisdom. You're welcome:

  • “We worked on our wedding photo for four days until it was good enough for Instagram.” 
  • "If people are saying you're wrong, it's probably a good sign that you're a genius.”
  • “I’ve been brought up in this way—I think I can't work with anyone that isn't number one: Jay Z, Kim, Obama, Apple is one, Samsung isn’t.” 
  • "Bad taste is vulgar. The world as a whole is f--king ugly. And the Internet too. But I'm not in the construction business.” - At this point ... I almost peed. What?????  

But why am I surprised ... Clearly I forgot one fact: 


Mmmmkay Yeezy ... I can't even.


Have a great day guys!!!



Linking up with Kathy and Liz !

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29 comments:

  1. I wanna be your intern! Except for the whole liking the Heat thing. Bleh ;)

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  2. The truth is, I used to like Kanye. And then he married Kim!

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  3. thank goodness for interns ha. always great when they save the day!

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  4. I've never cared about the bachelor shows...sorry!

    OMG liiiikkkkeeee I used to like Kanye a little bit. Until that bullshit with T Swift a few years ago....but that crap you posted that he said???? What is wrong with him? Seriously?!?! He makes Kim K look normal! Sheesh!

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  5. Wheeeeetttttt?!!! Kanye is a douche canoe.

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  6. I was super excited about Andi being the Bachelorette, but now I'm not as impressed. I find myself doing other things while the show is on now. Maybe it will get better?
    Kanye sure seems smart... hah not.

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  7. Leave it to good 'ol Yeezy to get a laugh. Have you ever checked out the Kanye West Self Compliment Generator? It is hilarious.. you get instant Kanye-fidence lol.. It pulls tons of quotes from Kanye that are probably the best part of life.

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    1. Omg no Ive never checked!!! hahahaha 'Kanye-fidence' - that should be put in the dictionary. Although he would probably think this means people like him...

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  8. Oh god I'm glad to hear you're not a Kanye fan anymore....I just can't take him seriously and the fact that ppl still praise him as a rockstar just baffles me...It really says a lot for our society that those are the types of ppl we think are cool....sigh, great quotes though haha

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  9. Kanye is a twat. I used to have no feelings about him whatsoever & now, while I don't think about him on the regular, I cannot stand him & his comments.

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  10. I cannot get on board with the Bachelorette/Bachelor thing...just can't. Also no on Kayne, could you imagine having to work on his PR, seriously I can't understand how some people even make it through their day they seem so crazy.

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  11. I only watched the basketball game because I thought the Spurs would win and I love the confetti and the families on the court and the man tears. It's the best part!

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  12. At least you and your boss were on the same page about the game!

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  13. Omg those Kaye quotes are hilarious! He is such a twat! Clearly our time zones are showing through, I watched the Mexico v Brazil game at home at 21h00 :)

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  14. Don't worry, I was a Kanye fan too ... oh how things change!

    xx Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

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  15. Hey Krystal!! Omggg that's too funny!! You rushed the court to see the game HAHA!! At least your boss was game too lol!! And OMG don't even get me started with Kanye!! They really broke the mold with him.. I think your name for him is perfect lol!! Twat hhahaha!! What a douche!! Great Post Krystal!! ;D XOXO

    Lisa,xo

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  16. Haha loved that you guys rushed home to watch! Not gonna lie, they have it on in the cafeteria at work and I've stopped down there multiple times just to sneak a peek!

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  17. Kanye never ceases to make me hate him more every time he opens his mouth. Sorry, can't deal with his attitude and his ego. Probably also because I don't like his music at all either so I don't see him as really having any redeeming qualities. Just.. no, Kanye.

    Also I was actually just talking about the Bachelor/Bachelorette with someone last night. I really just can't get behind it. I watched Trista & Ryan's season back 150 years ago, and watched Sean Lowe's season because my roommate at the time was obsessed and it was on constantly. But I can't make myself sit down for that trainwreck every week!

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  18. Damn soccer/futbol has taken over the world this year ha. I did start a "USA" chant at the bar when we saw them defeat Ghana, but working around the World Cup would be much more amazing (and equal not working ha). I will totally be your intern if you ever have to let your current one guy, also - awesome boss, much!?

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  19. OMG you made my life by posting those Kanye quotes. I even read the last one twice and I'm just about laughing myself to tears!!! Why must he say such ridiculous things?!?! Omg still laughing hahha.

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  20. I just barfed in my mouth a little.. I have HATED kanye since day one when he had that jesus song or whatever Idk even back them he annoyed the piss out of me, but its prob because he reminds me of my stepbro #sorrynotsorry

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  21. Ha! I love that Batman and Robin gif. That was me trying to get home in time to watch the Spain v Netherlands match!

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  22. Kayne's comments don't even make sense. He's is proving to be a twat for sure and needs to stop talking.

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  23. Kanye is the actual WORST. Thank GOD you're not a fan anymore! hahaha

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  24. i hate kanye so much. he's such a douche canoe and his face needs to be drop kicked immediately.

    thanks for linking up!

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  25. I HATE Kanye. HATE! I agree with everything Kathy said above and I'm so glad you are on the "I hate Kanye" train now. And I love the batman and robin gif of you guys running to watch World Cup!

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  26. I've never really been a Kanye fan. He's like Jay-Z's intern. Lol.

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  27. Oh god, Kanye is such a train wreck lately. as much as i love a Kardashian/Kimye train wreck, i just can't even with them anymore.

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  28. omg kayne is a bigger idiot than i thought. i stopped liking him around the whole taylor thing, not because of her (though i do like her) it just showed what a twat he is.

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