July 02, 2014
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A comedy of errors

No this post has nothing to do with the Shakespearian play that I love so much, the title just aptly describes the week. Yup this week has been one big comedic mess. Comedic because I am choosing to laugh at all of it and because frankly each story individually is kinda funny in its tragedy. Seriously I spent the last half hour laughing with my friend about all the random craziness that's happened so far ... 

In case you are wondering, here are some tips if you want to have a good laugh this week!

1. First you must go to a class at your gym called 'Body Blast' because that clearly sounds like a ball of fun! If you go it will probably blast your body ... as the name suggests ... to the point where you want to throw up. You might get light headed and you might also realize that you are not as 'fit' as you thought you were. Don't worry call your mum and sister afterwards while laying on your apt floor. A good pep talk will pick you right up and you should be fine in no time. Just tell yourself tomorrow should be better ....


2. The next day, when you have a 7 o'clock meeting ... Make sure you wake up late and in pain! All you'll have to do is jump in and out the shower and bolt out the door. Easy Peasy. Oh and if you really wanna make it a fun day make sure to forgot an important file in the process. I mean who needs the file that you are going to an early meeting to discuss anyway? 


3. Oh and when you wake up late and are rushing for a 7 am meeting at your bosses office ... make sure your car has no gas ... ZERO. I'm talking make sure the gas light comes on forcing you to go for gas. Because how else will you get a laugh out of the situation? 


4. Wanna know what you can do can top allllll of that off??? This is the best one yet I promise you. When you walk into your bosses swanky office that has hardwood floors (without your file of course), let your iPhone fall face forward while not in its case ... Go ahead, do it. You will laugh. Promise. He will too. Even if the screen is no more.


5. Just for kicks get a call from your lady doctor on the same smashed phone, reminding you that you have an appointment on Wednesday morn ... an appointment that is necessary but that you really don't want to go to. That's fun too. Oh make sure its a court day too. 


6. If all else fails ... realize its only Wednesday and you don't live in the USA so you don't have a holiday on Friday ... so there's two more days and countless more errors to laugh at before the week is done. Fun Fun!



*giggle fits*


Have a great Wednesday guys ... :/


Linking up with Kathy and Liz !


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34 comments:

  1. Oh Dear. It sounds like you've had quite a week already. The Gifs made me laugh though. I hope the rest of the week gets better for you.

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  2. oh no! well, i hope after today things will turn around. sorry girl, hang in there!

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  3. I swear it's something in the blog world going around. I've been having a crappy time at work for the past two weeks. Wtf is wrong with the world lately??!! And all your gifs = perfect.

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  4. mercury was in retrograde. it ends today! things should be back to normal. i sound crazy but i swear it works.

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  5. That is a hell of a week so far. At least it can only get better!

    That SUCKS about your phone, though. Dropping and cracking my phone is one of my nightmares and I know it will happen some day because I am super clumsy.

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  6. Way to laugh through it all. Totally love the real housewives franchise for giving such perfect Gifs for the occasion.

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    1. Thank God for the real housewives gifs and for a sense of humour!

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  7. I feel you on allllll of this! Lucky for me I'm out of the office for a week and half after today. I need sand and drinks by the bus loads! Also, you're Real Housewives gifs are awesome.

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  8. Wow this seems to one hectic week for you! Sorry hun

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  9. Gooooodness girl sounds like you need a margarita stat! I would just die if my phone shattered into pieces like that. And seriously, if the day starts off like that, the whole day just seems to suck a big one! I hope things look up for you soon!!

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  10. Oh no that sounds terrible Im sorry ... Ive been living with a smashed phone for many months now!

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  11. Sounds like an awful day! But I'm glad you can laugh at it, because I certainly did :)

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  12. After the morning you've had you should still get Friday off!

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  13. Hope the rest of your week is fantastic and makes up for this no good day!

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  14. Noooo Kay!! Worst day ever! Hope today is better- 2 snaps for you girl!

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  15. My face got worse and worse as I read this. I think the real low was the iPhone fall, although any girl doctor appointments make me cringe equally. Hope your week gets better immediately. I am going to be toasting you on Friday. Told you to get a plane ticket to the US and we'll have a sparklers and wine party ;)

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  16. oh honey! i was literally gasping and raising my eyebrows and then by the time i got to the end my eyebrows had nowhere else to go. you poor thing + your poor phone! boo to no day off on friday. hope your week gets better. good news is that next time you do that class you will feel less sick!

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  17. I always wait until my tank is completely empty before I fill up. You'd think we would both learn by now! Hope the rest of the week goes better!

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  18. The gas light is constantly slowing my roll!!! Why does it have to be such a pain? LOL

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  19. Ooooooh hang in there! Rough day, but hopefully the rest of the week will improve!

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  20. I'll enjoy my holiday enough for the both of us. ;P

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  21. I feel bad for people that don't have a short week when the rest of us are like BLAH BLAH BLAH SHORT WEEK WOOOO!!!! Sorry. But WOOO!! SHORT WEEK! THANK ALLAH!!! I need it so badly. Work this week is also driving me nuts because all these people think they need extra attention since it's a short week. Bitches, please, I ain't got time for you shit because you decided to do all the things you should have done last week or saved till next week until this week. No. Get out of my office.

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  22. Why do the fitness classes with the really fun names hurt the most??!! I walk in there expecting a party and I may walk out vomiting but it isn't from too many drinks..Sigh....

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  23. Haha oh man! I'm so sorry girl. That sounds like quite the day.

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  24. Oh man. I'm so sorry! *hugs*

    I think I'll pass on the Body Blast though. Walking two miles, up hill, to work plus the freight I have to pull is more than enough for me. Or would be. If I ate better :P Working on that next. I intend to lose another 15 pounds before this summer ends.

    That sucks about the iphone. I hope you can get the screen replaced/fixed without costing too much.

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  25. Oh you poor, poor thing! Glad you've been able to find the humor in it though! The worst is the phone thing, that's happened to me enough that I can feel your pain! Hope the rest of your week is easier xo

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  26. I apologize that your day was so awful but for real you had me laughing so hard I very nearly peed. My husband now thinks I have completely lost my mind! LOL

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  27. That just gets worse and worse!! Hopefully you get all the crappy stuff out of the way this week. I always forget the most important things, like going to the store and then asking myself what the hell I came there for. Or walking out the door without my phone and/or wallet.

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  28. Oh man--yep, that is definitely not the brightest of weeks. I know exactly the feeling of "I have to laugh or else I'll cry"--good attitude about it all!

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