March 04, 2015
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Confessions

Its Wednesday already! The week has already been all types of cray and I wasn't even going to post today but since its the middle of the night and I am awake (sleep eludes me), I figure why not.

Confessions:

1. I have a RBF. I don't mean to have it. I just do. When I smile I am told I have the most inviting face ever but when I don't smile .. I look stuck up. I wish I could change that fact because I am far from stuck up ... but I also have zero intentions of walking around grinning like a Cheshire cat. I also cant hide the emotions on my face and can't help it. Wanna see a throwback college pic (circa 2009) of an "are you serious right now" face? Here ya go:


2. I'm a harsh tutor. You probably already gathered that from this post, but let me give an example. I straight up gave a student "1" (out of ten) last week for submitting a ONE PARAGRAPH ESSAY that contained nothing but babble ... at a tertiary level. Unacceptable and inexcusable. I gave 1 for submitting. He's so lucky I didn't give him ".5". Clearly I was in a fabulous mood. Refer to above face. But seriously ... one paragraph?!

3. I don't believe anyone when they say they like beer. Like I genuinely think people are lying. I used to think a cold beer was nice but ... I just hate the taste. Like does anyone really like the taste of beer or does everyone just tolerate it. I really need to know. 

4. I had what can only be described as a meltdown in the bank on Monday. Legit. I walked into the bank after having an already long day, saw lines out the door, stood and stared at the line I was to be in for a good two minutes before I felt an overwhelming feeling that I have never felt before. I straight up booked it to my car, called my mum and ugly cried about why life is so hard. #dramaticmuch.

Guys. I rarely cry. Like it takes A LOT to make me cry. Not sure what the heck happened there. Well ... I should probably mention that my sister worked in said bank so I never had to stand in lines, add that on to the fact that its the month of her death and that probably lead to the irrational meltdown. I cried for a good half hour on the phone to my mother (she's a gem) who eventually got me to laugh and then I sucked it up, put on my big girl panties (hate that word) and walked back into the bank where I stood for over an hour in a line. #reallife. I'm all good now!

5. On a better note ... I spent hours on facetime last night with the bestie in Peru and man .... I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time! My abs slowly reducing belly fat still hurts! She's coming in April!! And I can't wait. This will totally be us:


Have a great Wednesday!!

35 comments:

  1. These are great! I love your resting bitchy face. Sometimes you just need a breakdown to your mom. That's what they are there for. Hope your week picks up!

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    1. Thanks so much! I think my month will pick up after next week!

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  2. HAha that resting face though. :)

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  3. bf too right here. i'm not a public crier, except at movies. i cry when i'm alone. i don't like beer at all. it's gross to me. i've tried it--sips are as much as i can stand--and nope, not happening.

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  4. HAHAHA that last gif is priceless! I have resting sad face apparently, and I think when I was younger some people thought I was stuck up because I was so quiet and didn't talk much. In actuality I was just really shy and introverted. And EEEWW beer. I have always wondered that, does anyone really like the taste??

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  5. Yassssssssss Resting Bitch Face!! All day errday. lol I personally tolerate the taste of beer but only certain ones. My husband on the other hand, well, that's a different story. He's a frat boy after all. ;)

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  6. Oh girl, I totally have a serious case of BRF. It's bad. I definitely don't mean to but it just happens. And I'm the complete opposite. I wish I never cried but I seriously cry at the drop of a hat. Darn emotions.

    <3, Pamela
    Sequins & Sea Breezes

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  7. Haha your BRF is awesome...I wouldn't mess with you =P hehe

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    1. Haha I most definitely have a "dont mess with me" look.

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  8. I loved this post. Thanks for sharing!
    Melanie @ meandmr.com

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  9. chat sessions with the bf are just good for the soul!! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

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  10. I have BRF too. It's SO unnatural to sit there with a smile plastered on your face. I can't hide emotion either...which can be a blessing & a curse lol. I'm glad your mom was able to make you laugh & you got to Facetime with your BFF.

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  11. I don't believe it when people say they like beer either. Just so gross to me! Nothing better than a chat with the best friend. :)

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  12. I really like some beer.

    I also have resting bitch face.

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  13. That face totally says B*tch, please! Haha! I am not a huge beer person but I love Cider. In college I tolerated it since Frat Party keggers were all about the beer.

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  14. I have the same face. Resting mode = pure bitch. And my emotions are allllll over it. Except when I'm being snarky or sarcastic, then it's deadpan. Which confuses people so much. I don't care though, whatever. (Hm. Apparently I have resting bitch attitude too.)

    Sorry about your bank meltdown. It was almost definitely not about the line, and you're allowed to be full of emotion right now. Still, an hour!? I cannot believe that. Glad you got some laughs at the end of the day <3

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  15. I don't even have resting bitch face. I have resting "don't even think about talking to me face".

    Confession--I do like the taste of beer. Not even lying. I don't, however, like the taste of wine.

    When I taught, I was awful. I had no patience for poor grammar and no effort and many of my students didn't like me. #dontevencare

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  16. Another Resting Bitch Face club member checking in. I hate when people are like, "What's wrong? Are you okay?" and I'm just like umm....nothing, that's just my face? But sometimes it works to my advantage when I really DON'T want to be bothered. I'll take it.
    I genuinely, legitimately like the taste of beer. I always hated it, until I started drinking craft beers (I promise I'm not a beer snob...well not THAT much anyway), and now I love it. There are some I don't particularly care for but for the most part I really do like the taste.

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  17. Haha the last gif is so funny! Great post :) loved it, and people always tell me that I look stuck up when I'm normal and I wear glasses sooo it doesn't really help too lol. Have a nice week :) xoxo Nahye

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    1. Thanks Nahye. I get the stuck up thing all the time unfortunately. Im far from it!

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  18. your RBF is on point! i love it!!!

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  19. Ha ha. I think that resting face is a family thing. Lol.
    I promise you I had the same conversation with my supervisor the other day (about beer). He was inviting his students to his home to drink beer that he makes. I declined. Possibly with a facial expression like the one in your pic.
    Yes. March sucks.

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    1. I think its hereditary as well haha we got it from Daddy girl.

      Yes March sucks :(

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  20. What in the world kind of institution do you bank at that has hour long wait times? LORDY. I 100% agree about beer. I drank it in college a little when I was poor and desperate to drink but NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR. Ew.

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  21. SO so sorry about what happened in the bank. S good of your mother to comfort you on the phone. And no, I don't like the taste of beer at all :)

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  22. Do you ever have random strangers come up to you and tell you to smile???? Ughhhhhh that makes me want to punch somebody!! You would think the RBF would be more of deterrent!

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  23. LOL @ #2. I think he deserved the 1 or even less as you said! I used to like Trini beer but like it less and less now but there are some beers out there that I absolutely love...no lies!

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  24. You always have the best gifs!

    I apparently also have resting bitch face. No, actually, that's what people have said. That they used to assume that I was just a bitch or stuck up because I hated smiling and all because of how self-conscious I was about my teeth. Now that they have been fixed, I smile more. But I also can't hide my emotions on my face easily. If I'm annoyed, you can tell.

    For the most part, I tolerate the taste of beer. For years I hated it. But I do tolerate most dark beers. I won't touch the light ones. But I do absolutely love mocha death. It's delicious.

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  25. that first picture is my fave.
    hugs for crying. i cry all the time. big hugs.
    i love beer. so, you cray.

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  26. hahahaha.
    this made my saturday.

    I TOTALLY understand #4... sometimes we need a good ugly cry to make things a little bit better..

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    1. Thanks so much!! I rarely cry but that ugly cry was SO needed!!

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  27. I have now a resting bitch face. Day made!!!! Love this Kay ;)

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  28. I also was told I have a resting bitch face. I cannot tell you how many times in my life I have heard people say, "When I first met you I thought you were stuck up. Then when I got to know you I realized you're really sweet." Um, yeah. Thanks for the compliment? Point is, instead of allowing my face to drop to it's natural resting position, I try to maintain a half smile so I come off as more approachable. So much effort! LOL

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  29. I totally am with you with resting bitch face. But for fun one day, you totally should walk around smiling like the Cheshire Cat. Call it a "social experiment."

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  30. #2 had me cracking up!lol And anniversaries like that are always difficult--thinking of you, friend.

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