Dude where are my keys?

It’s Wednesday already!! It’s been soooo long since I confessed! I really only have one confession / story to tell today so lets jump right into it.

Last week was the beginning of my official vacation even though I was technically still working. I can’t remember what day it was, but I was getting ready to go have lunch with my friend Ali at around 1 pm before I had to head to class at 5. I should mention that it was a last minute plan. We literally decided to get lunch and I jumped up to get ready. I got dressed, was looking cute, did the whole makeup shebang, phoned Ali to let her know I would be there in 5 minutes and then after once last check in the old mirror, I walked towards the door to pick up the carkeys and head out. I leave the keys to my car and the current purse in use in ONE place always.

My keys were not in said place…

They were not in my purse either ….

Cue this reaction …

So I proceeded to search my entire apartment. I tore the place apart looking for the keys to the car. I even ran downstairs and looked around the foot of the car to see if they fell out of my hands the day before. Nope.

At this point, 20 minutes had passed and I looked like this …

I called Ali and proceeded to freak out on the phone, because …  no keys is a good bloody reason to freak out. I should mention that I didn’t drive my car since maybe midday the day before.

My next phone call? The boy from yesterday’s post who happens to be one of my best friends. Oh and who by the way I was talking/texting all morning? This is how the conversation went.

Boy: Why are you freaking out? (this dude is always calm)
Me: Because I was going to lunch Ali and then I have class … AND I CANNOT FIND MY KEYYYYYYSSSSS!
Boy: Ok class is at 5 right?
Me: Yes but I want to leave now!
Boy: Ill be there in 5 minutes
Me: I don’t want you to take us … I want my keys 🙁
Boy: Ok don’t freak out, I’m bringing your keys … you must have forgotten them in my car last night. I really only noticed after we last spoke and I was going to bring them after I finished up here with lunch for you.
Me: What???
Boy: I have your keys
Me: YOU have my keys?
Boy: Yes
Me: and you didn’t tell me?
Boy: Because I was bringing it soon. Relax.
Me: RELAX???

The initial reaction:

When it sunk in that the boy had the keys and didnt immediately call to tell me:

When he showed up with said keys … 

and tried to hug me and say he was sorry … 

Thankfully, my class on that day was cancelled and my evening ended like this. He even got to tag along.

There are two morals to this story:

Men are dumb

Blogger  needs emojis …

Have a great Wednesday guys!!

Linking up with Kathy and Liz !




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