A long time ago, Steph (and other people I just can’t remember who else right now) wrote a post about her treadmill thoughts and I remembered thinking I want to do one of those since my brain runs a mile a minute. I never got the chance until Tuesday night.
I went to the gym for a run for the first time in forever on Tuesday. I still religiously do my yoga but I had fallen off my running game for a host of reasons. So I slapped on my shoes and gym clothes and headed to the gym. From the moment I jumped on the treadmill and hit start I knew it was the perfect time to do one of these posts because the craziness that went through my head… it was too good not to record.
*After hitting start button*
Do I really want to run for 45 minutes?
I really don’t want to run for 45 minutes why am I here?
Im tired and its not even 5 minutes in. Whats going on today?
Maybe I should read a book or listen to Undisclosed.
Nope … only dancehall can get me through this.
*Book pops into my head* – Why did i not bring my iPad. I cannot read off my phone.
How bad will it look if I just stop? Bad. it will look bad. Because you just freaking walked in
What am I going to eat after here. There is food in the fridge but I really feel for something else …
I wish I could eat a gyro. But flour. Cant have that.
I’ll just drink a shake then … but I do NOT feel for a shake.
Only 7 minutes in … what the actual hell?
That guy is really sweating … and panting … and moving
Oh yeah … Im sweating too.
But really though, why is he panting?
Dude I am literally on the brink of death and exhaustion and I’m not panting would you quit *side eye*
Fix your face Krystal. fix yo face.
Ooooh I love this song
I cannot believe I dropped $100 USD on Erin Condren stuff today … but horizontal … and pretty
*budgets in head*
Oh gosh this girl next to me is running on an incline really quickly, I need to run faster.
Scratch that …
She has cute sneaks. Me likes.
I really really should not have eaten that oreo today
At least panting guy is gone.
*20 minutes in* Dear God please let me live through this. I promise to obey the 10 commandments from this moment forward.
Walk. I need to walk.
Why am I hereeeeee???
Ok this wasn’t so bad … Nope it really was bad. Terrible in fact. Literally the worst run of life. But heck, I’m breathing.
Dang … Im swaying
No really, maybe you jumped off that treadmill too quickly. Way too quickly
Walk in a straight line Krystal. Though art not drunk.
Dammit. Whyyyy did I park so farrrrrrrrrrr….
Thats it!! What crazy thoughts do you have while working out?? I literally swore I’d pass out during that run, but I lived to tell the tale!!
Have a great Thursday guys!!